Malapropisms
Its been a while, but here is some more of my students' writing...
Godzilla is my friend! Godzilla is my hero!!!!!!!
When I was cutting cabbage, I found a slug moving slowly. I gave a scream and ran away.
I want to be a teacher of swimming and bring up many children to good swimmers.
My father works in the bank and he usually spend holidays by playing golf. I think he is a golf maniac. And he likes baseball very much. He is a fan of Hanshin Tigers. When the team win a game, he becomes very happy. But when the team lose a game, he becomes very sad and he goes in his room so as to sleep. My parents are quite characters. For example, when they go shopping, they beat down every thing. They even beat down the house in which we have lived.
His name is Chacha and he is a rabbit. He constantly escapes from his house. So his many droppings are around our house! My families are all funny. But I love my families.
Movies are wonderful, I think. They can move. I wanna watch Spiderman 3, and 300 now, but I have no time to watch now. SON OF A BITCH!!! Excuse me...
I like eating. At lunch time I look happy. I especially like fried chicken.
I was born in Yorkshire England. There were many sheeps and I used to play with them. I think that is why I love sheeps now.
My first name, Takuya, means to be preeminent. But I think I haven’t lived so that. And I think it is difficult to be preeminent.
I belong to the rugby club. It is gentlemen sports. My special skill is incomplete left-handed. Will you think it is wonderful? I have many strange hobbies. For example, gazing a world map, reading some strange books, betting in horse racing, exciting by F1, and so on. My dream in the future is to become a lawyer. However, when I was three years old, I wanted to become a frog seriously. My favorite food is a club and my hated food is green peas. Oh, you got to know me too much! You are my stalker!!
My younger brother is 7 years old and very cute. But recently, he is involved in Pokemon. When I get home, he often speak to me about it, following around me.
I like playing tennis. But I don’t play tennis well. I like Math. I go to school by train. I always tired. I live in Kasukabe. My house is small. My favorite food is sweets. It is very good. I want a new bike. My bike was broken. I’m going to study very hard!
What is your dream? And why do you study Japanese? If it is offenseless, please tell me!
Godzilla is my friend! Godzilla is my hero!!!!!!!
When I was cutting cabbage, I found a slug moving slowly. I gave a scream and ran away.
I want to be a teacher of swimming and bring up many children to good swimmers.
My father works in the bank and he usually spend holidays by playing golf. I think he is a golf maniac. And he likes baseball very much. He is a fan of Hanshin Tigers. When the team win a game, he becomes very happy. But when the team lose a game, he becomes very sad and he goes in his room so as to sleep. My parents are quite characters. For example, when they go shopping, they beat down every thing. They even beat down the house in which we have lived.
His name is Chacha and he is a rabbit. He constantly escapes from his house. So his many droppings are around our house! My families are all funny. But I love my families.
Movies are wonderful, I think. They can move. I wanna watch Spiderman 3, and 300 now, but I have no time to watch now. SON OF A BITCH!!! Excuse me...
I like eating. At lunch time I look happy. I especially like fried chicken.
I was born in Yorkshire England. There were many sheeps and I used to play with them. I think that is why I love sheeps now.
My first name, Takuya, means to be preeminent. But I think I haven’t lived so that. And I think it is difficult to be preeminent.
I belong to the rugby club. It is gentlemen sports. My special skill is incomplete left-handed. Will you think it is wonderful? I have many strange hobbies. For example, gazing a world map, reading some strange books, betting in horse racing, exciting by F1, and so on. My dream in the future is to become a lawyer. However, when I was three years old, I wanted to become a frog seriously. My favorite food is a club and my hated food is green peas. Oh, you got to know me too much! You are my stalker!!
My younger brother is 7 years old and very cute. But recently, he is involved in Pokemon. When I get home, he often speak to me about it, following around me.
I like playing tennis. But I don’t play tennis well. I like Math. I go to school by train. I always tired. I live in Kasukabe. My house is small. My favorite food is sweets. It is very good. I want a new bike. My bike was broken. I’m going to study very hard!
What is your dream? And why do you study Japanese? If it is offenseless, please tell me!
posted by Joshua Powell at 11:25 PM
2 Comments:
Classic! (What does that mean, they beat down the house?)
ha, i have no idea what that means. I asked him, but he didn't respond.
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