Octopus Invasion: Part Deux

*Emergency outbreak! Emergency outbreak!*

(In a robot voice)

Alice: "Again??"

Bob: "Yes!!! They've come to attack us again! But don't worry Alice! I've studied hard about you this time."

Alice: "Really? If you did so, I'm - I'm …"

Octopus: "HA HA HA! WHAT? Do you want to know why I have returned?? Ok, Ok! Its because I have become stronger than the last time. HA HA HA!"

Alice: "Oh my GOD! They have become stronger!! I feel horrible."

Bob: "But you like octopus, so you shouldn't feel horrible!"

Alice: "YOU DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING!!!!!"

Bob: "Well……But I DID!! By the way why should I learn about you? Why don't you learn about me? I won't stand for this!!"

Alice: "Let's ask the octopus about this!"

Octopus: "I think you should learn about ME!!! I came to invade!!!"

As it turns out, everyone is self-centered...